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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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You.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

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