what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

elen degeneres is straight....

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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