Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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