What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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leon harney ya pikey

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DESERT

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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your life

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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