What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Water? I hardly know her.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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