Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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You're welcome!

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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your going to die

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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