- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why is pi? Because circles.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Justin Bieber got laid

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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