What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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NAACP

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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