you know whats funny... nothing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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