- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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