What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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