your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

No.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What black and has children A black man

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Dylan is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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