- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your life

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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your going to die

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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