Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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