- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Michael Castillo is gay

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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