Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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hi michael

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Yeah right loser!

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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