Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Fiats

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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