bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Knock knock. Racism.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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