Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

knock knock piss off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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