Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Kathy Griffin.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Women's sports.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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