- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

knock knock piss off

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

women's rights.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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