Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Womens rights !

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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