- Anti Joke

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.