Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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nba live 13

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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