when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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There's a god, just kidding.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Donkey lips

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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