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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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