Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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The person below me is weird.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Rebecca Black

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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