Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Penis

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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