Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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I have aids

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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