- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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