Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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