Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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a man is running away

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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