- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Rick santorum

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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