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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Two english guys meet at work

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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brandon ya twwat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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