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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Knock, knock. answers door

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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