What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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im watching you..

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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