- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

shut up kobe!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

ass.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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