- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

this girl died

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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