Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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shut up iggy

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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