The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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what happens every day? People die

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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A women's opinion.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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