"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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