I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

TWIX PAUSE!

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Billy Cundiff.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Your Mom.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Anti Joke

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