Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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