- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

TIMMAH!

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

so... how about that airplane food

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Chinese drivers.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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