How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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