Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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women's rights.

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TIMMAH!

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Poop swing

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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