Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

I would rape her

a man said hi.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

A black person walks out of KFC

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

I said I hate niiggers

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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