Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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try slamming a revolving door

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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NASCAR

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