- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

knock knock piss off

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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