Your mom is fat

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

full house

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how may i help you

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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