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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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