sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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