- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

How long is a china man?

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

One below was by me: Walter H

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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