- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

I had sex with my mother in law

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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