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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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