Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

thumb_up thumb_down +21

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops