- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

shut up iggy

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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