- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

skurfboards we love fat kids

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Kelly Clarkson

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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