- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Jimmy Saville

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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