What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A whale's vagina

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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