- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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