- Anti Joke

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

a man walks into a prostitute.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair