how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Knock knock. Come in.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Homosexuals are gay.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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