- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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