Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Netflix and chill

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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women's rights

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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