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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Mitt Romney penis

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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