Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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this is not a joke. jks

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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hot diggity dog

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Anti Joke

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