What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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