An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Anti Joke

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