She said no

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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ugh good riddance

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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