- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Dusters blow stuff.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Cleveland winning something

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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