- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Tony Romo

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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