Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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child labor

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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