Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Im black

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Patriarchy.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

womens rights

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Harry Styles

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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