Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Ju... Just why?

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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