- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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