How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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