- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Gingers.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

7

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??