- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

A handicapp walks into a bar

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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