- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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