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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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