- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a horse walks into a blender ow

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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