what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Fox News.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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LOL May Wong

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

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