- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A homosexual walks into a church

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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