- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Once upon a time, The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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