- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

EGGPLANT

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

TOBUSCUS

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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