Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Oh, right

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Black People.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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