A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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tims sty:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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This one sucks!

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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