What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

nipple

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

At least I dont have AIDS.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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