I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Black People

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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