Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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