- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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