If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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knock knock piss off

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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